Category Archives: Post Orgasmic Trauma

‘Twas the week before Christmas
and under the tree
not a present was sitting
with a tag marked from “me”.
I’ve waited to shop
now what’s left is the same
boring gift cards or knick-knacks
that make me look lame.
But wait! Who’s that sending me
an email with care?
Serious Vanity Records – of course!
They have the perfect gifts there!
Too Cool for the [...]