I’ve waited to shop
now what’s left is the same
boring gift cards or knick-knacks
that make me look lame.

But wait! Who’s that sending me
an email with care?
Serious Vanity Records – of course!
They have the perfect gifts there!

Too Cool for the Yule
is their holiday treat.
They’ll mail it, or I can download
and my list is complete!

Or there’s Bangs…Sounds of the 80’s
with pop, folk, and rock.
They sell both sets together now
to stuff that rad retro sock!

To make the holiday a little “Duran”-ier
I’ll have to grab Glue.
At 2-for-1, I’ll get one for a friend
and save one for myself, too!

Serious Vanity Records
once again saved the day!
And with some releases a instant downloads
I can even shop on Christmas Day!

So music fans take heed
and always remember
we’ve got what you need
any day in December!

In fact, here’s a free track
to share with your friends.
Happy holidays to all
Together, we’ll make music FUN again!

x0×0,
Dana and Paul from Serious Vanity Records

The 12 Songs of Christmas are here! Showcasing the 12 future holiday classics from our new compilation, Too Cool for the Yule, the page has almost everything you need for rockin’ holiday times: a great soundtrack (all 12 songs, delivered two at a time through December 25), games, coloring pages for the kids (or your inner child), your favorite shows and videos from seasons past, and great deals to purchase for your loved ones that will arrive in time for the holidays! All YOU need to bring is the nog (and whatever you’re putting in it…).

All of the blogs in the sidebar are current (and a few are new–check ‘em out!), and Too cool for the Yule itself will be ready for shipping and download by next week…check back for details!